Watch & Website Testing
After not shaming the gopher ancestors at the 2016 Convention (you wouldn't think it, but gopher ancestors have Strong Opinions on certain matters), 2018 will see Sessifet return as half of Watch. Whether they are one half or the other remains to be seen.
In real life, they're in software support and consequently spend much of their time as Speaker to Customers, with a productive side-line as Dev Whisperer. Outside of work, they enjoy reading, gardening, gaming and despairing over the limited brain capacity of their cat.
Metasyntactic variables are a significant part of their communication style, as are deely-boppers.
Their's is a my-that-looks-interesting-let's-try-that and if you buy them one, they'll provide an Interesting Animal fact in exchange.
NOTE: Wow factor of animals facts may decline as convention nears its close.