Kian Ryan

Hotel

For reasons unbeknownst to man, Kian is back on committee for a second time.

For reasons unbeknownst to himself, he's back as hotel liason.

Kian spends his mornings running, swimming or cycling, his days hacking out bits of code, and his evenings being a human pinata.

Hotel is married to Membership, in a literal and metaphysical sense. Membership makes sure Hotel knows which side is up.

Kian running to or away from things is a natural state.  Do not be alarmed. Kian running around in a dinner jacket, boots and plunger is also a natural state. Only be mildly alarmed. If Kian puts a piece of plastic on your head, one in your hand and tells you to hit something, it's best to go along with it. Try not to be alarmed.

Kian's natural state is caffinated. It's conjectured that if at any point Kian is decaffinated, some small part of the universe will probably fall apart.